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Getting Better All the Time...

7/18/2025

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Several months ago, I decided to branch out from doing just audio podcasts to developing a YouTube channel.  It's definitely a process, but one I think I am doing fairly well.  I seem to learn a new trick or workaround every week. I love learning something new.  I am far from being an old dog, so to speak

My grand plan is to maintain the audio podcast, the video channel, and this website. Ideally, I would like to post more written content on this website.  I seem to averaging about once a month, which, if I may say so, is a definite improvement.

The audio podcast, is, well, not catching on as much as I hoped it would.  I know a lot of it is that everybody, it seems, has a podcast. I am a small frog in too large of a pond. However, I'm not abandoning it quite yet.

As far as YouTube goes, I have three related things I do.  One is a weekly video, called Culture Cafe.  It's basically a rundown of literary, film, and music history for the week.  I post it every Sunday morning.  The other videos I post is a bi-weekly podcast, still called Coffee Before Pants, different subjects but with a literary focus.  This posts every other Wednesday.  This is a new post day.  I tried to post on every other Monday. but it was too much to produce the weekly and the bi-weekly on those particular weekends. The third feature of my channel are the "shorts."  Bite size videos under 60 seconds.  These are taken from the weekly Culture Cafe.  These seem to be the most popular, a few of them have gotten over 1000 views.  This does wonders for my serotonin levels.

So, where am I going with this?  Considering the possibility of having a second YouTube channel, and this was Valerie's idea, is to have an umbrella that all the media can be under.  I thought
Coffee Before Pants Productions, but Valerie brought up that having a channel and podcast called Coffee before Pants, the production aspect should be a different name, but still coffee related.

I might mention that all the while I am trying to improve my video editing skills, I am also working on mastering Canva.  So, having said that, I present to you Java Jive Productions.

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I will be placing this short clip at the end of my long form videos, from here on out.  I have to say I am pretty proud of being able to set this up. 

If you are interested, check out my YouTube channel.  There is a link above that will take you straight to the channel. As far as a second channel goes, I am not even in the planning stages. I will keep you posted on any developments.
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Things Are Coming Together

6/18/2025

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For the past several weeks, I have been trying to learn something new.  I have been learning video editing using Da Vinci Resolve editing software.  In the beginning, I endeavored to just watch the tutorials available on YouTube.  Then, once I felt more knowledge, then I could dive in and get to work on making YouTube videos as a podcast.  Well, my brain doesn't work that way, I guess.  I learn best by doing, so that's what I did.

I made a fake video of basically me rambling unscripted for a few minutes about what I planned to do with the videos and all that.  Then, I started the editing process.  I found it easier to learn as I went.  For instance, I would have a clip that I wanted to enhance in someway, with graphics or titles or something.  That's when you go to YouTube and search for a video on that subject.  Like I said, the resources are endless.

Currently, I do a weekly "week in history" type video, called Culture Cafe and the podcast Coffee Before Pants on a biweekly basis, which is usually about books, reading, and sometimes film.  I have been doing an audio podcast for around a year now.  Now, it's both audio (wherever you listen to podcasts) and video. I invite you to check it out.

Also, it seems every week I learn another trick and each week I feel like my videos are getting more, well, professional looking. I guess I'm pretty proud of that. There's a link above to go to the YouTube channel, if you're interested.  I'm also getting better at not looking like I'm reading a script. It turns out that there are also videos on YouTube regarding learning to improve your voice.  I admit, I spend too much time on YouTube, but it's rarely to watch dog videos.  Rarely.

That's all I have for now.  As I posted before, many irons in the fire but, to mix my metaphors, I'm also getting better at juggling the irons.

Peace, and as usual, I hope you are reading something you enjoy.

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Always Learning

4/26/2025

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The past few weeks, I have been teaching myself Da Vinci Resolve, a video editing software.  My general learning process is doing over listening, so learning this program via video has been kind of a challenge.  I think, though, the more I watch the training, the closer I will come to having the lightbulb moment.   At least that's what I'm hoping.

Just like reading can make you a better writer (I know, it sounds obvious, but...) I began to watch videos by other YouTube creators that resonated with me.  Just like how I love to recommend books to others, going forward, I want to share those videos with you.  I have watched videos about journal-keeping, writing, commonplace books, reading, fountain pens (I'm a fountain pen addict and admit it freely), and actual different brands of journals. The latter is something I am currently researching for my own video)

One person I have encountered thanks to YouTube is Joel Snape. He is a writer, a former editor of Men's Fitness magazine, and a life long learner.  Here's one of his videos:
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There will be more videos to share from others.  Stay tuned!
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Addicted to The Brew

9/4/2024

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​The following post is adapted from the most recent Coffee Before Pants podcast
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Anyone who knows me knows I love coffee.  I have coffee in one form or the other every day.  We have a Nespresso machine, a pour-over coffee maker, I love cold brew as well.  Oh, and yes, we have a French press, too.  It’s one of those, what mood strikes me kind of things.  Normally, because it’s so convenient, Valerie and I both start the day off with a double espresso.  There are days, especially when I work from home for my job, that I will drink 2-3 double espressos throughout the day.

However, I am a rank amateur compared to the literary figures I want to talk about today.  Writers who were addicted to coffee and drank copious amounts each day.  I know, define copious.  Well, my up to three coffees a day routine is nothing compared to these writers’ consumption. When I was researching this, I was, well, let’s just say my stomach hurt just thinking about it.

I am always talking about how much I love coffee. I don’t drink as much as I used to, really.  Thirty years ago, and yes it does seem like a long time, I used to frequent Fuel Café, in the Riverwest neighborhood of Milwaukee.  I would spend hours there, reading and writing and drinking copious amounts of their very strong coffee. You would pay full price for the first cup and thereafter, refills were 25 cents.  It is safe to say that I would drink at least eight cups of coffee. I now try to limit myself to three cups maximum and usually try to stop by early afternoon. Usually, though, on a regular day I usually have one double espresso in the morning and that gets me through my day.

However, the people I want to talk about today go beyond just “coffee lover” with what I even would deem excessive. Remember the commercials about being a “coffee achiever?” (Author Kurt Vonnegut was in one of them) These folks were more like coffee over-achievers.

The first of these authors is Honore de Balzac.  He was a French novelist and playwright. The novel sequence La Comédie humaine, which presents a panorama of post-Napoleonic French life, is generally viewed as his magnum opus.  His writing schedule was, to say the least, brutal. According to Writers Write, he woke at 1 am each day and wrote for seven hours. At 8 am he napped for 90 minutes, then wrote again from 9:30 to 4 pm. He said: ‘As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.’ In his time awake, he drank fifty cups of coffee.  Each day, every day. Balzac died at the age of 51, from congestive heart failure, but it was never proven that this was a result of his overwhelming coffee consumption.

Next up, another French author, François-Marie Arouet, commonly known by his nom de plume, Voltaire.  He was a French Enlightenment writer, philosopher, satirist, and historian. Famous for his wit and his criticism of Christianity (especially of the Roman Catholic Church) and of slavery, Voltaire was an advocate of freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and separation of church and state.
Voltaire favored coffee mixed with chocolate, of which he drank 30-40 cups per day.  Although his doctor warned him repeatedly that his coffee habit would kill him, Voltaire lived to the age of 83.  Given that the average life expectancy in the late 17th-early 18th centurt was 30 to 40 years, that is pretty remarkable.  Maybe it was the coffee….

Although not much is known about Getrude Stein’s coffee consumption, she did profess to love coffee.  Apparently she drank coffee every morning upon waking, but professed to do so against her will.  She told people she was “nervous about becoming nervous” from the caffeine.  Right, Gertrude, we understand.

Soren Kierkegaard was a Danish theologian, philosopher, poet, social critic, and religious author who is widely considered to be the first existentialist philosopher. He wrote critical texts on organized religion, Christianity, morality, ethics, psychology, and the philosophy of religion, displaying a fondness for metaphor, irony, and parables.

Kierkegaard had an interesting coffee ritual. He poured sugar into a coffee cup until it was piled up above the rim. Next came the incredibly strong, black coffee, which slowly dissolved the white pyramid. Then he gulped the whole thing down in one go. He wrote: ‘At any rate, I prize coffee.’
I guess so….

Marcel Proust, French essayist, critic, and novelist best known for his masterpiece, In Search of Lost Time, had an altogether more reserved approach to coffee consumption. However, it is clear from his strict regimen that revered the brew. His housekeeper was rather puzzled by her employer’s habit of consuming exactly two bowls of café au lait along with two croissants every single day upon waking. She wondered how one might live on such a restricted diet. Note that Proust also had another peculiar habit and that is that he apparently rose out of bed not in early morning, but in late afternoon.

One of our illustrious founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin was also a coffee enthusiast. So much so, in fact, that he had his mail forwarded directly to his favorite coffee-house, where he spent numerous hours in conversation with his peers and the business elite of his time. Franklin so loved coffee that he never embarked on a sea voyage without his own supply of coffee. He also said, “Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable.” Interestingly, politician, postmaster, inventor, author, activist, statesman and diplomat Ben Franklin was born on Milk Street, Boston.

Not necessarily a coffee addict, but author Shirley Jackson, along with being a chain smoker and an amphetamine abuser, was addicted to Coke.  No, not cocaine.  Coca-Cola.  In case, for some reason, you have never heard of Shirley Jackson, she was an American writer known primarily for her works of horror and mystery. Her writing career spanned over two decades, during which she composed six novels, two memoirs, and more than 200 short stories. She is the author of The Haunting of Hill House, We Have Always Lived in a Castle, and over 200 short stories, which include The Lottery and, one of my favorites, The Summer People.

I am sure there are a lot of writers and artists that love their coffee.  These are, from what I understand, the most notable coffee addicts in the creative world.
 
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Poetry Thursday-Robert Creeley

3/17/2022

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Robert White Creeley (5/21/1926-03/30/2005) was an American poet and author of more than sixty books. He is usually associated with the Black Mountain poets, though his verse aesthetic diverged from that school. He was close with Charles Olson, Robert Duncan, Allen Ginsberg, John Wieners and Ed Dorn. Wikipedia
 
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The Onerous Reading List

9/20/2021

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The Onerous Reading List Starter Kit

​My efforts to read more are foundering.  I am stuck on the the book I am currently reading, Helen MacDonald's H is for Hawk.  It's not the author's fault.  MacDonald is an excellent writer.  I am finding myself not interested. So, for now at least, I will put it aside.

One would most likely think if one wanted to read more that making a list of books deemed "difficult" would be counterproductive.  It's probably true.  However, there are many books out there that I have always felt I should read.  Books considered classics, books that many say are challenging, books I should have read in high school or college, books I did read years ago but want to re-read.  And yes, books others have warned me about "Oh that's a terrible book..." 

I started this list in my head, on the drive home from work.  It is just the start.  Some are difficult due to their length, some are simply difficult to read.  I need a reading challenge but never seem to want to read books that others recommend.  Just by saying "You HAVE to read this book" automatically triggers a lack of desire to ever read it.  I can't explain.

So, having said that, this is not a list of recommendations.  Most of the following books I have never read.  Some, like I mentioned, I have read but it's been so long ago I feel they deserve a re-read. My deadline?  I hope to read as many of the books on the list by one year from today.

Here's my Onerous Reading List for 2021-2022
  • Ulysses by James Joyce
  • Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
  • Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
  • A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
  • The Glass Bead Game (Magister Ludi) by Herman Hesse
  • Little, Big by John Crowley
  • Moby Dick by Herman Melville
  • War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
  • The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
  • Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
  • Death on the Installment Plan by Celine
  • The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky
  • Das Kapital by Karl Marx
  • The House of the Spirits by Isabel Allende
  • The Decline of the West by Oswald Spengler (if I ever find a copy of it)
  • In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust
  • The Complete Stories by Franz Kafka
  • Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury ( I read it in high school but need to re-read it)
  • Being and Nothingness by Jean-Paul Sartre
  • On Revolution by Hannah Arendt
  • We Have Always Lived in a Castle by Shirley Jackson
  • Middlemarch by George Eliot
  • Love in the Time of Cholera by  Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The list is by no means complete. I also plan, for the sake of sanity, to pepper in "light reading,"  (my guilty pleasure of detective or horror fiction) I want to see how many of these I can finish in six months and re-evaluate then.  Until then, wish me luck.  I'm going to get started and read a bit before I go to bed.
 


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